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The Jim Ross 

The act of giving someone a handjob using BBQ sauce as lubricant. As soon as you cum, and he/she starts swallowing your load, you scream BAH GAWD, like Undertaker just threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell.
My GF bought some Sweet Baby Ray's, but she wasn't gonna use it to make pulled pork. Nah, she was gonna give me the Jim Ross, bah gawd.

Miracle Whip and Slide 

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.
My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

Torch Snuffer 

While receiving a handjob from a woman, and you start to blow your load, she says "The Tribe Has Spoken", and she starts giving you head as you cum. This is said to look similar than a torch being snuffed on the reality show, Survivor.
My girl and I got the idea to roleplay Survivor last night, she was Jeff Probst, I was a castaway, my penis was the torch, and her mouth was the torch snuffer.

Georgian tick bite 

The Georgian tick bite is a sexual act in which a man is getting head, but he is in a bad situation. His testicular sack starts to itch, so to relive it, the girl bites the itchy area and preforms the pinch and roll with her teeth, and then gives it a hickey, which should look like a tick bite which has evolved into Lyme Disease.
My sack started to feel like a mosquito was biting my balls, so my girl tried the Georgian tick bite for relief.

The Silverstone 

This sexual act involves 3 people. First, it involves a man blowing his load into a woman's mouth, and after that, the woman spits the cum into another person's mouth after chewing, referring to a post by the actress Alicia Silverstone, who fed her kids by chewing food, and spitting in into their mouths.
My friend did the Silverstone onto his girlfriend and her best friend, and then they broke up.

Blackhawking 

While watching a Home Chicago Blackhawks game, when Chicago scores a goal, you then scream the chorus of Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis. The song being the goal song for the Blackhawks
Johnny was blackhawking so loud, his neighbors filed a noise complaint.