The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
Get the I Have Black Friends mug.A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
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(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009
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A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
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The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
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