Definitions by Bloodbath 87

Sex with a Woman 

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

Sex with a Woman by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

The Bible 

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

The Bible by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

God 

A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.

God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.

God by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

Jonny Craig by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Baseball Bat 

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

Baseball Bat by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Super Vagina Kick 

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.

I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.

Super Vagina Kick by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Raptor Jesus 

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

Raptor Jesus by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009