The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.
Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
by Bloodbath 87 April 03, 2009
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009