Bloodbath 87's definitions

Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.

Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!

by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009

Super Vagina Kick

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.

I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Feels Good Man

A meme.

It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...

"FEELS GOOD MAN"

Person 1: Why do you pull your pants all the way down to take a piss?

Person 2: Feels good man...

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.

Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009