Bloodbath 87's definitions
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Phonemug. An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Baseball Batmug. by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the No Homomug. A meme.
It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...
"FEELS GOOD MAN"
It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...
"FEELS GOOD MAN"
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
Get the Feels Good Manmug. A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Harlotmug. Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Sex with a Womanmug. Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
Get the Plastic Bagmug.