wilt chamberlain

to sleep with 10000 women in one's lifetime.

i had already wilt chamberlained when i was 11 years old.

by Blazin Hazen August 14, 2006

Porthos

The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.

Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.

by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006

gelatin

n. informal
- A fat person.
- An ingredient in many-a-delicious candy.

This club is full of gelatin bitches.

Ingredients: Sugar (99%), Gelatin (100%), Artificial Colours (101%), Deliciousness (‡ %)

by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006

yep

no. (if said in a sarcastic tone)

1: Would you bone Genevieve?
2: Yep!
1: Dude, why not?..

by Blazin Hazen June 08, 2007

99% free fat

- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag

1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word

by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006

I Beg to Differ

A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"

Guy1: 2+2=4
Guy2: I beg to differ

by Blazin Hazen October 15, 2006

Blazin Hazen

Also known as "the average homeboy" and "Denny Blaze". Blazin Hazen is a rapper - a whack one it might be added but a rapper nonetheless - who has released a number of albums including "Hot to Trot", "Bam Boom" and "Blazin". He has reinforced the stereotype that (almost all) white men cannot rap.His rap comes off as a joke, yet nobody can say for certain whether the Average Homeboy is for real.
Hazen claims that "Once you hear my demo you'll just be BLAZED". Luckily for him the meaning of BLAZED is ambiguous.
Find out more about Denny Blaze at www.blazinhazen.com/

- (verb): to "gay it up" or the act of being whack.

1.
"Their screamin my name cause I burn the feet
the ladies go crazy when I turn the beat" - Blazin Hazen

2.
Carlo, if you ever Blazin Hazen again I'll shoot you in the nuts.

by Blazin Hazen August 05, 2006