dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
by Blaine April 03, 2003
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DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.
Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
by Blaine December 25, 2003
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gruners

Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.
"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"
by Blaine January 05, 2005
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hollister

Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine July 15, 2008
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hollister

Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine May 26, 2005
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mud maker

Boy it hurt when I use my Mud Maker.
by Blaine December 20, 2002
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Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.
by Blaine November 04, 2021
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