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Definitions by Blaine

crabby patty 

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?
crabby patty by blaine July 15, 2003

rotoschlorp 

When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.
rotoschlorp by Blaine April 4, 2003
1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.
GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!
dickape by Blaine April 3, 2003

dong-honker 

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
dong-honker by Blaine April 3, 2003

motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
motherbitch by Blaine April 3, 2003
1) A hilariously slurred pronunciation of Asshole, used by but not exclusive to peoples of Asian accent.
Yoah get outta my store yoah shoprifting asshro!

Jay is an asshro!
asshro by Blaine April 3, 2003

bitchrape 

1) The act of giving a total and complete dominating performance at the expense of someone else, as if you were to rape them like a little bitch.

2 (bitchraped) To get totally owned or annihilated in some form or fashion.
Haw haw, you got bitchraped!

Oh crap, Stone Cold is going to bitchrape Booker T.
bitchrape by Blaine April 3, 2003