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Ethylene Glycol

Ethylene glycols scientific (IUPAC) name is "ethane-1,2-diol".

It is an excellent choice for use in things such as car antifreeze, due to its great heat transfer properties and its terrific antifreeze up and antiboil over chemistry when combined with water.

It has a sweet taste and a pleasant flavour profile which is why bittering agents are added to antifreeze/coolant formulations, to prevent accidental ingestion.

Despite its sweet taste, ethylene glycol is a very poisonous substance, due to its metabolic breakdown in the body;

Ethylene glycol itself is relatively non-toxic, but when it's ingested by humans or animals, the liver will try to metabolise the antifreeze the same way as metabolises regular food-grade alcohol, but it will accidentally convert the glycol into poisonous and harmful organic acids, which can poison the body and be lethal.
Example 1: This high-performance coolant contains ethylene glycol, which provides great antifreeze and antiboil protection in the engine. Bittering agents have also been added to the formula for safety of your children and pets.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 12, 2025
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Denatonium Benzoate

Also known as "Bitrex".

Denatonium benzoate is considered the most bitter substance in the world.

It is some nasty stuff, tasting like crap.

In most of the world, it is added to certain car products nowadays as an effective deterrent to help prevent accidental ingestion.

Denatonium benzoate is considered non-toxic to humans, but it can cause some mild side effects as well as nausea, due to its super bitter properties.

It is also used to make methylated spirits, denatured alcohol, or hand sanitiser much less palatable, so people cannot drink them and misuse the products.

It's probably not something you want to have in your drink.
This car antifreeze/coolant contains 90 percent ethylene glycol by volume, but because its a sweet tasting poisonous substance, *denatonium benzoate* has been added to the formulations.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025
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Propylene Glycol

Propylene glycol, also known as propane-1,2-diol, is a synthetic alcohol which can be also synthesized from natural sources.

It has a sweetish taste and flavour, and is safe to consume in smaller amounts.

It is a common ingredient in food & drinks, cosmetics, hand soaps, liquid medicines, and more.

It has a cousin called propanediol, which is also known as propane-1,3-diol, and it is more naturally abundant than propane-1,2-diol.

Both propylene glycol and propanediol are technically edible, unlike the glycols called ethylene/diethylene glycol.
This icecream uses an edible antifreeze to make its palate smoother and creamier, it's called propylene glycol.

This engine coolant is formulated with a non-toxic glycol called propylene glycol, unlike most conventional coolants which are ethylene glycol based.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025
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Alcohol

A substance (also known as Ethanol , Ethyl alcohol, Grain alcohol) that is naturally produced from fermentation of sugars using yeast in the right environment.

Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.

Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Example 1:
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!

Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024
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Bumhole

Something every healthy guy and girl has.

It's what you crap out of, and if you go to jail, you MIGHT be in trouble.

In the eyes of a buff dude, a bum is a pussy.

Trust me! If you only swing straight, there is nothing more humiliating than having a big cock swirl in your bumhole making you cum in your pants.
Trust me, dude. You don't want to go to jail as a straight guy. You'll come out with a huge bumhole and a humiliating secret love/fetish for dildos.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025
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Methanol

Methanol is a simple alcohol, in fact, it is the simplest out of all the alcohols.
Methanol has a sweet, mild but harsh, somewhat chemical, alcoholic odour.

It is a very versatile solvent that evaporates quickly due to its chemical properties, and it's useful in the production of many useful plastics, windshield/windscreen washer fluids for cars and other vehicles, also for producing effective cleaning products, and even in the production of pharmaceuticals, with the methanol being removed from the final product.

It is also highly flammable, and it has a low boiling point of around 65°Celsius, making it useful as a fuel additive or a racing fuel in itself, although it can be corrosive, which has its pros and cons.

Methanol has a similar taste to regular food-grade alcohol called "ethanol", but while methanol may seem benign, it is actually a highly toxic substance.

The reason why methanol is toxic to humans and even animals is due to its metabolic breakdown.

Methanol itself initially is very low in toxicity to humans, but when it's ingested, the human liver metabolises in it the same way as it would metabolise normal drinking alcohol, but in an attempt to break down the methanol, the liver accidentally converts the methanol into chemicals that would poison the body and can easily cause vision loss and severe organ damage, resulting in permanent blindness, and potentially even have a fatal outcome.
Hey bro, try my homemade rum that I've made.
It's low in carbs, it is about 80 proof, and it has no toxic levels of *methanol* present in it.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025
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Masturbate

To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.
Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.

Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
by Black Cat - 5000 November 7, 2025
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