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townie

P erson
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init

This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.

AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
by BJ January 14, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.
Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.
by bj January 3, 2004
mugGet the flapjackmug.

madeira girls

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.
"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"
by BJ December 28, 2004
mugGet the madeira girlsmug.

manicillin

1. something a guy gives to someone who is feeling sick/sad/etc.

2. Sperm
Since Caleab was feeling down, I gave him a manicillin shot. After that, he was feeling better.
by bj September 16, 2004
mugGet the manicillinmug.

booberry

I love my little booberry!
by BJ July 14, 2003
mugGet the booberrymug.

foregrip

Short for "forward grip."

The part of the body of a rifle, carbine or SMG which is held by the forward (non-firing) hand.
Grab the pistol grip with your right hand, the foregrip with your left, and pull the buttstock tight against your right shoulder.
by BJ September 9, 2004
mugGet the foregripmug.

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.
My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.
by BJ July 18, 2003
mugGet the uber geekmug.

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