Bj's definitions

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

manicillin

1. something a guy gives to someone who is feeling sick/sad/etc.

2. Sperm

Since Caleab was feeling down, I gave him a manicillin shot. After that, he was feeling better.

by bj September 16, 2004

madeira girls

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.

"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"

by BJ December 28, 2004

booberry

Special little friend

I love my little booberry!

by BJ July 14, 2003

fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

by BJ February 21, 2005

foregrip

Short for "forward grip."

The part of the body of a rifle, carbine or SMG which is held by the forward (non-firing) hand.

Grab the pistol grip with your right hand, the foregrip with your left, and pull the buttstock tight against your right shoulder.

by BJ September 9, 2004

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

by BJ October 15, 2003