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cobra

The highest trim level available on a Mustang. (excluding Saleen, Roush, Steeda, etc.) The latest version of which, is capable of 390 HP... STOCK. The Cobra project began in 1993 with the first SVT (Special Vehicle Team) product being a fox body Mustang (five liter), which came stock with about 260 HP. In 1996, the 4.6 liter engine was debuted. The car made 305 horsepower. The cars stayed about the same, with mild performance gains until 2003, when the 'Terminator' was made available to the public.
The new Cobra has 390 HP, and 390 Ft. Lbs. of tourqe. Three 2003 Cobras make as much tourqe as nine Acura Integra Type R's.
by Bitchin Kitchen June 25, 2003
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goathumper

A word used to describe those of Arab decent.
Saddam is a fucking goat humper. Asshole.
by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003
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beat wife

Police Terminology: A female beat partner. The woman you spend most of your time with at work on "the beat." Much like an office wife. A beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. Additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.

It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.

A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
My beat wife and I went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. It was a good night.

I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
by Bitchin Kitchen March 13, 2007
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28's

Huge wheels used to show everyone that you are wealthy. Often used by younger black males with little money, but want to try to look cool any way. White people should not consider purchasing these wheels. Personally, I have never seen any wheel larger than 28 inches in diameter.
Yo, Homie, that biatch be rollin 28s! Lets kill him and steal them wheels! Aight!!!
by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003
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skyline

THE most over rated car ever. It comes stock with 276 horse power and people claim that it is a 'Supercar.' If not for Gran Turismo 3, and 2Fast 2Furious, people wouldn’t know what the fuck it was. A perfect example of Mainstream America embracing the Japanese and worshipping their works of 'art.' Much like the Supra, people think the Skyline will eat anything. That is BS. If you want to spend huge amounts of money, and make it have 8798 horsepower, fine. I can do the same with a Yugo. But stock for stock, the Skyline isn’t that fast. It’s that simple.

Leave it to the Japanese to name a car the 'Skyline.' Fags.
Ricer: Yo, my Skyline makes ALMOST 280 HP after I put the new muffler on it!!!1

Educated guy: Thats nice. My Cobra makes 390. Stock.
by Bitchin Kitchen November 25, 2003
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Supra

The Supra is yet another product from Japan's Toyota. Toyota also produces the Prius, Corolla, and Celica. None of which have more than 180 horsepower. The Supra was made popular by the movie, The Fast And The Furious, and the video game, Gran Turismo 3. Very few people would know what a Supra is, other than a condom made by Trojan, if not for those two infulences. The Supra is likely one of the most over rated cars ever. Second only to the Nissan Skyline.
y0!!!1 My SuPrA b3 mAd f4sT!!!1 i DiD g3t 0wn3d bY a 1971 BOSS MUSTANG 428 tHoUgH, w1tH iTz oLd dInOsAuR v8...
by Bitchin Kitchen November 8, 2003
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f150

The best selling truck in America for the past 26 years, the best selling VEHICLE in America for the past 21 years.
My 2002 F-150 is a bad ass truck. Its also pretty fast considering that it weighs 5000 pounds.

"hEy, DoM, I sMaShEd tHe VaLaNcE oF mY f-150 LiGhTnInG (that would kick ass on the strip against all cars in that movie) iNtO a CuRb oUt iN fRoNt oF tHe ParTs sTorE!!! I nEeDeD NAWSSSSS!!!11"
by Bitchin Kitchen August 7, 2003
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