Birdman's definitions

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004

mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

by birdman December 2, 2004

No Doubt

Same as "I agree"

That was a refreshing and invigorating game of squash.

No doubt.

by birdman June 12, 2003

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004

bunhole

where gay men love to take it

He just got ripped in the bunhole

by birdman May 23, 2004

warden

a girl who keeps her boyfriend on lockdown...making him her bitch

The Q-Doctor had to ask for the warden's permission before he agreed to hang out.

by birdman May 23, 2004