When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 26, 2020
Blue Bin
I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
Having a mad crush on an older man at 50+.
He is a balcholor and could never provide a family or have much physical stamina during sex, but you are in love with him anyways.
He is a balcholor and could never provide a family or have much physical stamina during sex, but you are in love with him anyways.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
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Someone whom you know inside and out. You have dated in the past, but know it will never work out. You still love them and they love you.
Is’s a combination of ‘I love you, whatever.’
Is’s a combination of ‘I love you, whatever.’
Hey, Mark once you get your
strap fixed on your passenger helmet for your motorcycle we will go for a ride, until then, elever.
strap fixed on your passenger helmet for your motorcycle we will go for a ride, until then, elever.
by Billy-Soo October 14, 2019