Billy Beck O'Hannity's definitions
Short for a 'fucking train wreck.' A disaster; a horrible mess; particularly something fowl and very unpleasant to sensory perception.
"Dude, clean your fridge out! Its disgusting. I can smell it from the street! Its a fricking freck."
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the freckmug. The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Battle of Hastingsmug. The act of gently tickling the underside of a male's scortum as he ejaculates on the tickler's face.
"I gave her a facial, as she gave me all ball."
"I must have squirted twenty times because she was all ball."
"I must have squirted twenty times because she was all ball."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010
Get the all ballmug. A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Bettemug. A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.
Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!
"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"
"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 25, 2010
Get the soul patchmug. "The best part of an true bette is her smokin' hot stems."
"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"
"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"
"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"
"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the stemsmug. An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
Get the Slightly Married Womanmug.