Definitions by Billy Beck O'Hannity
Bette
A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
Bette by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Alec Baldwin
A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Alec Baldwin by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
pop 'n flop
Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.
"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"
My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.
"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"
My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.
"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
pop 'n flop by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Battle of Hastings
The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
Battle of Hastings by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
kelly ripa
The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
kelly ripa by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Ann Curry
/noun/
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. The custard portion of that banana cream pie was old and rancid, but the fresh bananas in it were Ann Curry!
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
Ann Curry by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Fox News
"Who is your favorite adult movie star?"
"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"
"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"
Fox News by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010