Definitions by Billos

splunge 

A soft external encrustation acquired by stepping into said material.

“Someone’s trod splunge all over my carpet.”

splunge by Billos November 4, 2022

klarge 

When a small community’s fecal matter is combined together in a large receptacle, the resulting product is klarge.

“As I was walking along I could not help but be distracted by the overpowering smell of klarge from over the fence.”

klarge by Billos September 18, 2022

HRSD 

HRSD (pronounced “horsed”) stands for Horse Related Stress Disorder.
It’s exactly as it sounds. If you experience extreme distress or anxiety around horses or at the thought of horses, you may have HRSD.

“why’s she so scared of that horse?”
“she has HRSD, it’s a disorder”

HRSD by Billos May 10, 2021

Seaweemer 

A Seaweemer is a small worm that lives under the sea, similar to a sea slug, that is happy :)

“Aww, that seaweemer is so cute!”

Seaweemer by Billos July 12, 2019

Groach 

Expolsion of air orally with grating sounds, similar to a belch (AKA noisy belch).

“After drinking too much fizzy drink, he felt the need to groach repeatedly.”

Groach by Billos May 7, 2019

Gunch 

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

Gunch by Billos May 7, 2019

Wanch 

An unidentified bug.

“Look at all those wanches flying around!”

Wanch by Billos April 20, 2019