67 definition by Bill the Cat

Someone who wants something for nothing.
Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.
by Bill the Cat April 21, 2008

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A man with no penis.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt


by bill the cat September 15, 2008

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When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
by bill the cat July 17, 2008

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A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.
The furbacks are trimming my hedges.
by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

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A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.
We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.
by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008

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Flat as a ruler and lies still.
That girl is a draftman's dream.
by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

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To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.
Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

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