tagged at first

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.

I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

hippie

Someone who expects something for nothing.

Many hippies come from upper class families and mooch off their parents all the way through grad school. They then become teachers or full tenured professors. Thus they never have worked a day in their lives.

by bill the cat October 26, 2008

Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008

taco run

To make a mad dash to the bathroom after getting sick from eating at the Taco Bell.

I had to do a taco run after eating that shit.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008