Bill Gronos's definitions

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

by Bill gronos October 26, 2006

Creationasst

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.

I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.

by Bill gronos August 4, 2008

lambos

Car doors that open scissor style, also called gull wing doors. The name comes from Lambourghini cars that have this type of door.

His car is really snazzy - it even has lambos.

by Bill gronos July 24, 2006

fish and chips

A bad poker player who's on a lucky streak.

Don't be fooled by the size of his stack, it's fish and chips.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

hypothesis

A guess made by someone with a PhD.

In common usage, the words hypothesis, model, theory, and law have different interpretations and are at times used without precision, but in science they have very exact meanings. A hypothesis is a limited statement regarding the cause and effect in a specific situation, which can be tested by experimentation and observation or by statistical analysis of the probabilities from the data obtained.

It's not just a guess, it's a hypothesis.

by Bill gronos July 11, 2006

heir mattress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

by Bill gronos June 11, 2006