Bill Gronos's definitions

pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

expir-russian roulette

(transmogrification of expiration)A game of chance where one covers or ignores the expiration date on any refrigerated food out of intense hunger.

I was so hungry last night that I played expir-russian roulette with those ancient smokey links.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

ace rag

(Texas Hold'em Poker term): Ace with a weak kicker.

I can never seem to catch an ace without it being an ace rag.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

ballerinas

(Poker term): Pair of deuces for hole cards, i.e. two 2's - tutus.

Ballerinas are best balled up on the floor.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

railbird

A female poker groupie. Could also apply to other gambling games where spectators stand around the table.

I think that railbird wants to peck at your stack.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

fish and chips

A bad poker player who's on a lucky streak.

Don't be fooled by the size of his stack, it's fish and chips.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Gay Waiter

In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".

Shit, not another gay waiter!

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006