Definitions by Big Simes

fella 

mate, bloke

good to see you fella

fella by Big Simes January 22, 2003

bandwidth 

noun; available time

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth

bandwidth by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fanny magnet 

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

fanny magnet by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fungulicous

Tasty mushrooms.

These shiitake are fungulicious

fungulicous by Big Simes January 22, 2003

runner 

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

runner by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fresher fishing 

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

fresher fishing by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Trekker 

Someone who likes to trek. Obviously.

Trekker by Big Simes January 22, 2003