Big Simes's definitions

pants

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

runner

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

bandwidth

noun; available time

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fella

mate, bloke

good to see you fella

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

booze cruise

A peculiarly english phrase. Taking a ferry accross the English Channel to France to buy copious amounts of booze, mostly because there is less tax on continental europe.

Me and the fellas are taking a van over on a booze cruise, fancy some?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fanny magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003