Big Al's definitions

Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

by Big Al January 11, 2005

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

Love Rocket

A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).

My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!

by Big Al November 3, 2003

freaky bitch

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

by big al December 9, 2003

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003