Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.
What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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Frasier

a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.
Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Lewa

A description of a black girl, with a nice face, great ass and and massive tats. A treat.
Fuck me, did ye see that Lewa back there? Me dick is actin up already
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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everyone's mate

A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.

Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?

Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Blonde

Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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