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Definitions by Biafra J

haddam hussein 

Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.
what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola
haddam hussein by Biafra J February 3, 2005
Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?
men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death
period by Biafra J October 29, 2004

laughing 

quite scary to hear and usually sounds like a cat choking on a tyre.
scares the shit out of animals.
no wonder ET fucked off.
laughing by Biafra J October 28, 2004

The truth about what makes Japan so great 

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!

Trance, techno, hard house, hard dance and rave

All very different, but amazing to listen to.

Techno is more rapid and fast, but uses electronics well. laughed at for the 90s hysteria of crap pop music.
DO NOT GET IT MIXED UP WITH POP.

Trance is more musical and slower, which makes it very classical.

hard house is probably the greatest of them all, with fast tempo, great sounds and amazing climaxes.

Hard Dance is so much faster than all of the above, making it harder for beginners to the genre.

Rave, the dying genre, can range from slow, relaxing music to fast bumping sounds. some would say it relies too much on repitition.

Its best to start from this order to really enjoy the music, otherwise youll think youve wasted a good 15 quid on a CD, while hardcore fans will relish such a CD.

You dont have to take drugs, you dont have to be a hard-nut, you dont have to go about wearing massive trousers, you just want to listen to the music, and have a good time.
Its music, thats all. And why do people slag fans of these genres for listening to it? Are they really that shallow?

Enjoy. All people welcome.

religion 

without religion, science is weak,
without science, religion is nothing.
religion by Biafra J September 14, 2004
international plumbers, but unable to do upstairs jobs
deeestroooy!!! (Tacky white beam)
dalek by Biafra J September 5, 2004