81 definitions by Biafra J

hell

same fear tactics used by the bush administration after 9/11, but earlier.

"Hell could get you at any time!"

by Biafra J August 23, 2004

hell

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

PG Tips

Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.

Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!

Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.

Geordie Pigeon. Righto.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

faslane

Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.

Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?

by Biafra J July 12, 2004