81 definitions by Biafra J

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

dalek

international plumbers, but unable to do upstairs jobs

deeestroooy!!! (Tacky white beam)

by Biafra J September 5, 2004

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

by Biafra J October 29, 2004

we're canadian

Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.

"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"

by Biafra J August 10, 2004

Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.

Nothing's ever out of your league.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004