Bez's definitions

iPod

A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.

by Bez May 13, 2005

Australia

Australia is a country situated in between the Indian and Pacific Ocean in the Southern Hemisphere. Australia is the 6th largest country by land in the world, with a range of different climates from Dry deserts to Rainforests to Grasslands to Mountains. Australia was previously inhabited by Aboriginies and Torres Strait Islanders before it was overtaken by the British and made a colony. Most of Australia's Population live in Large Cities on it's coast, but is proud of it's small country towns and their culture. Officially voted the 3rd best Country in the world overall by the United Nations (after Sweden and Norway) Australia is just a great place.

"I live in Australia

by Bez May 13, 2005

Gay Laddo

Originaly from laddo (craig hembury), he was re-named gay laddo after a google search was done on 'gay laddo' and he poped up second from the top, just under gay mexican laddo

gay laddo, you going to go to mexico and become a gay mexican laddo

by Bez July 29, 2004

homocaveus

A homersexual who refuses to achnoledge the advantages of technology

Has no mobile phone, no home computer, can't drive and obsesses about his young, in short layton.

by Bez February 23, 2004

bobbys

Yorkshire term for condoms,
originated in Goole, Yorkshire

"Can't wait to get you naked"
"wait...did u bring the bobbys with you"

by bez February 5, 2004

Reptile

Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard

Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!

by Bez January 23, 2004

Ziggy Ziggy Zah

fly used mostly by jamaican ppl

by Bez May 3, 2003