Guy 1: "Brett thinks he's black"
Guy 2: "That wigga is fucked up"
Guy 3: "word"
Brett: "What's crackalakin' homeslice?"
Guy 2: "Go home Brett, your not black"
Brett: "DAAAMN! Y'all been drinkin' haterade up in hear!"
Guy 2: "That wigga is fucked up"
Guy 3: "word"
Brett: "What's crackalakin' homeslice?"
Guy 2: "Go home Brett, your not black"
Brett: "DAAAMN! Y'all been drinkin' haterade up in hear!"
by Bert Bert August 08, 2005
Dealer: How much do you want?
Stoner: Do you shot fives?
Dealer: Standard, blud
Stoner: Meet me outside park in ten minutes
Dealer: Safe
Stoner: Do you shot fives?
Dealer: Standard, blud
Stoner: Meet me outside park in ten minutes
Dealer: Safe
by Bert Bert September 06, 2005
The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.
Buy sprite instead...
Buy sprite instead...
College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
by Bert Bert September 06, 2005
A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by Bert Bert September 06, 2005
A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
by Bert Bert August 08, 2005
Cheating on your girlfriend. Usually used as a secret code to other male friends when you pull a bird at the club and you are gonna get some.
Guy 1: Oi. is that Billy pulling that fit bird?!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's tashing on Shiela again...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Tim's given us the signal, he's tashing
Guys: OI OI! 'Aight Tim!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's tashing on Shiela again...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Tim's given us the signal, he's tashing
Guys: OI OI! 'Aight Tim!
by Bert Bert September 06, 2005
A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.
Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!
by Bert Bert August 15, 2005