A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by Bert Bert September 05, 2005
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When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.
Little Andrew was know as "The Octagon" after he balanced eight different girlfriends.
by BeCAPPS February 16, 2014
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The area surrounding greenwich, south london where the bell never rings
im in the octagon and ive just seen another knockout
by sudoandhispump October 15, 2008
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Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles, here, let me show you! 🛑
Kids: What's an octagon?
Jack Black: Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles! 🛑
by nilsber August 29, 2019
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When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".
Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".

Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."
by Jimbo S March 02, 2007
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A situation that is awkward
A situation that makes you want to go back in time and wish that you never said that thing that made the whole room silent.
A situation that makes every ones expectations of you go down the fucking drain
A situation were your thinking some one please pull the fire alarm so everyone will stop looking at me
A situation that happens pretty frequently were T-Mouse will try to make a joke, and no one laughs.
"Aw fuck, he's showing my girlfriend texts from my ex, OCTAGON"
"Damn that girl is hot, your girlfriend taps you on the shoulder from behind with a not so satisfied face, OCTAGON"
by Owen-Katie Forever May 08, 2013
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