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pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.
'That's the pottle.'
by Bert February 14, 2005
mugGet the pottlemug.

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
by bert January 28, 2004
mugGet the roombamug.

linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDRs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDRs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with MP3s and the best freeware programs available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
An everyday example of how Linux dependency/lib file Hell prevents people from using Linux:

1) You download libkmidiplayer2.2.4 for Linux, but to install it, you need :
libmidi.so.1
libsound.so.2

2) You download the two libfiles, but in order to install libmidi.so.1 you need;
libc.so.6
libkernel.so.3
libsynth.so.0
alsa2.1.3
libfm.so.0

3) To install libfm.so.0, you need:
libkmidiplayer2.2.4

4) What the fuck?
by Bert March 17, 2005
mugGet the linuxmug.

sla

Sla is anything you want it to be. It can be anything from insults to compliments to things to places to people. Especially people.
Do you want to sla?
Let's sla!
Where's sla?
by Bert January 14, 2005
mugGet the slamug.

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.
a dancer is just a "rent a whore"
by bert April 10, 2005
mugGet the rent a whoremug.

Essex

essex is da tits ov england
essex rules
i no its totally tits!!
by bert September 24, 2003
mugGet the Essexmug.

melonite

See wordGeeword
by Bert March 26, 2003
mugGet the melonitemug.

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