Bert's definitions

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

LBH

Little Boy Haircut; similar to the bowl cut

He won't come to school cause of that LBH his mom made him get.

by bert December 13, 2004

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert

bought me a old school and blew out the brains

by bert June 4, 2004