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junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising
He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the junk food tittiesmug.

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings
Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the jan bradiesmug.

assnee

He's got a nasty case of assne
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the assneemug.

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren
School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave
by BErt July 5, 2012
mugGet the Belmetmug.

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
mugGet the SWILFmug.

LBH

Little Boy Haircut; similar to the bowl cut
He won't come to school cause of that LBH his mom made him get.
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the LBHmug.

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert
by bert June 4, 2004
mugGet the brains blown outmug.

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