Definitions by Bernard McGraw
daythrough
Literally, a daythrough is the experience or act of someone living through a timestream that will repeat itself. The term daythrough is one that only applies to two (fictional) situations that this writer can actually think of; Bill Murray constantly living the same day over and over again in the film Groundhog Day, and Link continuously travelling back to the beginning of the three-day period in the videogame The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
"Nigga please, you can get the bunny hood on the second daythrough if you know what you're doing, it's not even a thing."
daythrough by Bernard McGraw October 17, 2011
automatopoeia
Onomatopoeia is when a word for a sound sounds like a sound; automatopoeia is when the word looks like what the word is.
Example of automatopoeia: bed. This is the only example I can think of, aside from "word", which is pretty weak.
automatopoeia by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010
equiviolent
adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.
Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.
equiviolent by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010
old pre-school
adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
old pre-school by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
mehfinition
Due to the fact that there are thirty-seven pages on Urban Dictionary of definitions for the word "meh" as this is being written, mehfinition is a word now.
mehfinition by Bernard McGraw March 21, 2010
juxtapository
An adjective for "juxtaposition".
"Check that granny out. She's frail as the Dickens, but she beat up that cage fighter like it wasn't even a thing. How juxtapository."
juxtapository by Bernard McGraw March 13, 2010
apostrophapathy
apostrophapathy by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009