13 definitions by Bernard McGraw

The US version of the band "Editors".
Why did you get tickets for Interpol? They're shite.
by Bernard McGraw September 1, 2008
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n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.
Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.
by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009
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Due to the fact that there are thirty-seven pages on Urban Dictionary of definitions for the word "meh" as this is being written, mehfinition is a word now.
Christ, so many mehfinitions... I'll upload mine anyway.
by Bernard McGraw March 21, 2010
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adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
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adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.
Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.
by Bernard McGraw December 9, 2010
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