TSHTS

Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.

The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.
Beauty pageants. TSHTS.

R. TSHTS.

etc.....
by Benncm December 08, 2011
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Doing a Haye

The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
by Benncm July 10, 2011
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Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010
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One of them

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"
"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!
by Benncm January 13, 2011
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Already Retro

The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.
Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!
by Benncm November 19, 2011
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Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm November 30, 2011
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Probwith

A shortened version of "Problem with"
I have a probwith your face
by Benncm October 21, 2011
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