BenNCM's definitions

Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.

Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???

by Benncm June 14, 2011

Occulture

The practice of actively withholding creative activity from the public domain in order to either preserve its essence or evolve it along lines which are contrary to the norm.

Everyone keeps ripping my ideas off! Why can't they think of something themselves. To hell with it all, I'm starting my own occulture and no one is going to know jack.

by BenNCM June 11, 2011

Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal

You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.

by Benncm December 21, 2010

One of them

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!

by Benncm January 13, 2011

Probwith

A shortened version of "Problem with"

I have a probwith your face

by Benncm October 21, 2011

Like Fatigue

The lack of impetus or drive to click 'like' or show online approval for something you agree with.

I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.

by Benncm October 4, 2015

Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.

"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.

by Benncm November 30, 2011