Ben Dover 's definitions
by ben dover October 3, 2004

by Ben Dover February 7, 2005

1. Someone who doesn't think before speaking. ie- unintelligent
2. A closed minded- ignorant, bigoted,prejudist, anti-cultural,intolerant or homophobic individual who usually has drowned his/her brain with alcohol.
3- a conservative with a fascist twist.
2. A closed minded- ignorant, bigoted,prejudist, anti-cultural,intolerant or homophobic individual who usually has drowned his/her brain with alcohol.
3- a conservative with a fascist twist.
The hick saw the two men holding hands and yelled at them- then, the pea-brain drove into the ditch for not watching where he was going. Karma is such a bitch sometimes!
by Ben Dover November 10, 2003

In order to achieve sodomy, you must leave your back door open so peter can "come" inside as he pleases
by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

by Ben Dover June 29, 2004

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin
guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
by ben dover June 4, 2004
