Definitions by Ben Dover

sodomy 

when peter "comes" in through the back door with or without his rubbers on

In order to achieve sodomy, you must leave your back door open so peter can "come" inside as he pleases

sodomy by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

bottle 

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

bottle by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

pito pan 

penis bread

this is in spanish

pito pan by ben dover October 31, 2003

southernplayalisticcadilacmuzic

Da illest music ever written by Outkast

I use to sell dope but in 1994 I made the southernplayalisticcadilacmuzic

southernplayalisticcadilacmuzic by Ben Dover October 30, 2003

ASS RAPER 

your mommma

your momma

ASS RAPER by ben dover October 8, 2003

NOFX 

best punk band ever
thats all i need to say

nofx is the shit

NOFX by ben dover September 28, 2003

Nard 

not quite a nerd, a wannabe nerd

people who tend to play video games a lot

Nard by Ben Dover September 7, 2003