NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 26, 2004
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neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.
"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."
by Ben December 08, 2003
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screw driver

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice
by Ben December 31, 2004
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sissy cunt

-A person who hides behind their lies to promote their shitty agenda. Mostly used for Fox News employees.
-Being a real douche when you know you're a lying sack of shit.
That fucking Bill O'Reilly is being a real sissy cunt.
by Ben February 13, 2005
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meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.
After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.
by Ben March 24, 2005
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Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)
After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.
by Ben November 17, 2003
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smate

1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently assigned to Brian Hetro's current computer
Mac OS X is smate.
by ben April 06, 2003
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