Ben 's definitions

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend

by Ben October 3, 2003

Miami Heat

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.

The Heat own. Enough said.

by Ben February 17, 2005

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003

essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did

a place where burbury rules

by ben December 6, 2004

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004