iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 07, 2004

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 03, 2005

treacle

n.Sweetheart.

From the cockney rhyming slang 'treacle tart'.

See Eastenders for countless examples of this and other classics such as 'you're 'aving a barf'

by Ben July 19, 2005

Lick

A short phrase in music; most commonly used by jazz or rock musicians.

The lick that saxophonist played was awesome!

by Ben October 30, 2003

dushbag

dudes, its spelled douche. get a fucking dictionary.

I used a Douche bag. I have no clue what a fucking dushbag is.

by ben February 10, 2004

smate

1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently assigned to Brian Hetro's current computer

Mac OS X is smate.

by ben April 06, 2003

rooked

To be screwed over, usually financialy

those bastards have rooked me out of £50

by ben October 28, 2003