Ben's definitions

Nalga

(nal.ga) 1.(n.) a slang term for an african american male

If you call a black man a nigger expect to get your ass kicked, if you call a black person a nalga expect death upon yourself and your family.

by Ben February 27, 2005

Huntas

Virus that can result in the formation of a sinep.

Shawn McCade

by Ben February 14, 2004

Hood Rich

A car that you don't not need a key to start.

That car is hood rich.

by Ben April 18, 2005

Fangoriously

A term used to describe a style of eating, generally involving the use of fangs.

"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster." - Strong Bad

by Ben September 12, 2003

College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

by Ben July 2, 2005

Flying Nasty

A wasp, bee or other flying insect that causes annoyance and potential injury.

I was stung by a flying nasty

by Ben December 7, 2003

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

by Ben November 16, 2003