Definitions by Beelzebubba

cockroach 

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

cockroach by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

KY Jammy 

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

KY Jammy by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

Flossin 

To run a towel betweee your ass cheeks in order to guarantee cleanliness and dryness

Stephen will be flossin his ass after a shower til he cannot smell a hint of butt on his towel.

Flossin by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

broner 

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

broner by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

Go Robot 

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

Go Robot by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

pea patch 

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

pea patch by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

tickling the baby 

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

tickling the baby by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015