antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 17, 2015

shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 08, 2015

mekake

to cum on your own face

I have just seen my first mekake video.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015

Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

vaping asshole

arrogant pricks who walk around smoking electronic cigarettes

Those vaping assholes are getting on my nerves.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015