Beardo 's definitions

ojo!

Spanglish vernacular to avoid saying 'hostia' cunt.

ojo! se me cayo el cono

by Beardo April 27, 2004

Beezos

Slang word for 'beer' at public schools, origin Harrow possibly.

'Wahey mate/star, lets get some beezos in'

by beardo April 27, 2004

tarquin touchcloth

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

by Beardo April 27, 2004

Kathmandu

A party thrown for anthropomorphics - guests would include the devil from the Master and Margherita, and felines that dance to TS Eliot poems.

Kathmandu, Kathmandu, where have you gone to Kathmandu, where did you come from, where did you go, where you come from Kathmandu. (ad nauseam)

by Beardo January 11, 2009

el hueso

Argentinian accented, alice-band wearing walking talking leg-end from Oxford. White teeth, square jaw and cheesy as Gruyere.

'o sea, el hueso'

by beardo April 30, 2004

Parnd

When walking around Nottingham (UK), you will be Regulary asked to Give a "Parnd". Meaning to give some Jobless Chav/Charva a £1 Coin. Refusal to give a "Parnd", normally results in your Mother being called a variety of name's. I learnt last week Whilst in Nottingham that my Mother gave a Blow Job to one of the Chavs .....Probably for "Parnd"!!!

"Hey up Boss? Giz a Parnd"

by Beardo June 20, 2004

Gliding

The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.

Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.

by Beardo October 30, 2018