Beardo's definitions
The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.
by Beardo October 30, 2018
Get the Glidingmug. Argentinian accented, alice-band wearing walking talking leg-end from Oxford. White teeth, square jaw and cheesy as Gruyere.
'o sea, el hueso'
by beardo April 30, 2004
Get the el huesomug. When walking around Nottingham (UK), you will be Regulary asked to Give a "Parnd". Meaning to give some Jobless Chav/Charva a £1 Coin. Refusal to give a "Parnd", normally results in your Mother being called a variety of name's. I learnt last week Whilst in Nottingham that my Mother gave a Blow Job to one of the Chavs .....Probably for "Parnd"!!!
by Beardo June 20, 2004
Get the Parndmug. by Beardo April 27, 2004
Get the ojo!mug. by beardo April 27, 2004
Get the Beezosmug. by Beardo April 27, 2004
Get the tarquin touchclothmug. A party thrown for anthropomorphics - guests would include the devil from the Master and Margherita, and felines that dance to TS Eliot poems.
Kathmandu, Kathmandu, where have you gone to Kathmandu, where did you come from, where did you go, where you come from Kathmandu. (ad nauseam)
by Beardo January 11, 2009
Get the Kathmandumug.