Definitions by BeardedFatass

Baltimoron 

(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee

Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)

At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.

Baltimoron by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

photo finish 

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter

As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.

photo finish by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

chenderson

(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.

chenderson by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

squirt 

(n) a quick act of urination

I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.

squirt by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

mustard booger 

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

mustard booger by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

vagine 

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining

Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!

vagine by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

pussy juice 

(n) the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough

You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you? Sick bastard.

pussy juice by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002