A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.
Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?
Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?
Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?
Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
by Bayesoir January 07, 2021
The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.
Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...
Nepotitism again, innit?
Yep, a fucking disgrace.
Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...
Nepotitism again, innit?
Yep, a fucking disgrace.
by Bayesoir February 04, 2021
by Bayesoir February 12, 2021
A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
by Bayesoir January 02, 2020
A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
by Bayesoir March 21, 2020
Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
by Bayesoir August 27, 2020