Coryoke

When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.

Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020

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Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.

I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.

by Bayesoir February 04, 2021

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Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 01, 2019

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Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

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Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

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