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A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.
Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?

Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?

Nah, I made a swan and a boat....

Good bit of Corygami that, lad.

Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
Corygami by Bayesoir January 12, 2020
A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.
Cory Tory by Bayesoir January 2, 2020
When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.
Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.
Coryoke by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Corish cruncher 

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
Faternity leave by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."
Fatistuta by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.
"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."
Fatigue by Bayesoir December 31, 2019