Cumpot

A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
That Anna Friel's character in 'Dark Water' was a proper cumpot, lad.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Corpseish Cunt

A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.
Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?

Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?

Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.
by Bayesoir January 07, 2021
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Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.
by Bayesoir February 04, 2021
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Backgammon

The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.
Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?

Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!
by Bayesoir February 12, 2021
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Cory Tory

A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.
by Bayesoir January 02, 2020
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Coronanation Street

A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"

"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."

"Boss shout, lad."
by Bayesoir March 21, 2020
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Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
by Bayesoir August 27, 2020
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