Definitions by Bayesoir
Corygami
A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.
Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?
Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?
Nah, I made a swan and a boat....
Good bit of Corygami that, lad.
Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?
Nah, I made a swan and a boat....
Good bit of Corygami that, lad.
Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
Cory Tory
A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
Corish cruncher
The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020
Faternity leave
A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
Faternity leave by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
Fatistuta
A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.
A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.
and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill
Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.
and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill
Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.