Bayesoir's definitions

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

by Bayesoir March 30, 2020

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 1, 2019

Little gay Godfrey

An elderly homosexual gentleman.

That auld fella by the swings was a right Little gay Godfrey.

by Bayesoir November 25, 2023

Corpseish Cunt

A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.

Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?

Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?

Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.

by Bayesoir January 7, 2021

Coryentes

A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.

The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.

That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?

Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.

by Bayesoir January 15, 2020

Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Coronanation Street

A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.

"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"

"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."

"Boss shout, lad."

by Bayesoir March 21, 2020