Definitions by Bawston69

Vsco hoes 

The little bitches that walk around in t shirt dresses, hippy sandals, and hair buns. They carry around a $50 water bottle and order red bubble stickers

Me: them vsco hoes are very quirky.

Vsco hoes by Bawston69 August 29, 2019

Ya moms a hoe 

An insult for when something happens.

Whoever made me sneeze, ya moms a hoe.

Whoever left a rotten pumpkin in my locker, ya moms a hoe

Ya moms a hoe by Bawston69 August 29, 2019

Lakari 

Someone who thinks they are talented and boss af, but in real life they are petty and shady.

Me: I hate having to deal with Lakari in all of my courses.

Lakari: you so ugly
Me: imma roast you
Class: oh damn that’s salty
Teacher: smh I don’t give paid enough to care.

Lakari by Bawston69 August 24, 2019

February 15 

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

February 15 by Bawston69 August 17, 2019

Dumbass dave 

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

Dumbass dave by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

MBTA

Worlds most frustrating subway system. It charges an arm and leg but yet the service is equivalent to a penny. For those of you from Massachusetts, you might understand.

MBTA: The next orange line to blah blah blah is delayed due to crime nearby the Boston common via blah blah blah

Mbta: the red and blue line don’t connect. We are sorry have a nice day.

MBTA by Bawston69 August 2, 2019

Meme people 

A race of people whom enjoy memes and have a spicy life style. Meme people do things in a funny way. There are different types of meme people that could change the representation of someone’s place in life.

Meme dads be like...

boi!!!

Meme moms be like...
I made meme soup

Meme kids be like...
Lemme blast some noobs

These are some of the types of meme people out there.

Meme people by Bawston69 July 12, 2019