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A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.
One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.
by Bawston69 July 3, 2020
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Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years
Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.
by Bawston69 November 1, 2019
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A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3
Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup
by Bawston69 November 24, 2019
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Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.
I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy
by Bawston69 May 27, 2020
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The little bitches that walk around in t shirt dresses, hippy sandals, and hair buns. They carry around a $50 water bottle and order red bubble stickers
Me: them vsco hoes are very quirky.
by Bawston69 August 30, 2019
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A grocery store for people who engage in orgies and freaky stuff.
I shop at wegmans with my 69 partners and they sell veggies, and lube, and butter boy
by Bawston69 January 31, 2021
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The reason why adults like Toy Story and Inside Out and the Incredibles, because them moms got dump trucks I wanna grind on.
All those dump trucks make Pixar fun. I love Pixar booty.
by Bawston69 March 3, 2021
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