No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

by Bawston69 November 01, 2019

Water cup

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3

Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup

by Bawston69 November 24, 2019

La Beef

Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.

I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy

by Bawston69 May 27, 2020

Pixar booty

The reason why adults like Toy Story and Inside Out and the Incredibles, because them moms got dump trucks I wanna grind on.

All those dump trucks make Pixar fun. I love Pixar booty.

by Bawston69 March 03, 2021

Lola Skumpy

One of the few big mouth characters that isn’t Jewish at all. She is a curvy blonde that rubs fronts with everyone. She once wore her moms thong and rubbed tanning cream over butt cheeks.

Lola Skumpy: Andrew I built a dog house for you ya bald headed bitch.

by Bawston69 November 29, 2019

Vsco hoes

The little bitches that walk around in t shirt dresses, hippy sandals, and hair buns. They carry around a $50 water bottle and order red bubble stickers

Me: them vsco hoes are very quirky.

by Bawston69 August 30, 2019

Wegmans

A grocery store for people who engage in orgies and freaky stuff.

I shop at wegmans with my 69 partners and they sell veggies, and lube, and butter boy

by Bawston69 January 31, 2021