by Bawston69 April 01, 2020
The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.
Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?
Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man
Maid: we know you two fuck.
Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.
Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man
Maid: we know you two fuck.
Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.
by Bawston69 August 18, 2019
A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.
by Bawston69 October 15, 2019
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
by Bawston69 August 04, 2019
A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.
One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.
by Bawston69 July 03, 2020
by Bawston69 March 28, 2020
Worlds most frustrating subway system. It charges an arm and leg but yet the service is equivalent to a penny. For those of you from Massachusetts, you might understand.
MBTA: The next orange line to blah blah blah is delayed due to crime nearby the Boston common via blah blah blah
Mbta: the red and blue line don’t connect. We are sorry have a nice day.
Mbta: the red and blue line don’t connect. We are sorry have a nice day.
by Bawston69 August 02, 2019