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Definitions by Bawston69

Joe Mama 

Do u know someone named joe mama?

Friend: excuse me?
Me: JOE MAMA
Joe Mama by Bawston69 August 17, 2020

My sister in law 

Someone who’s a whore.
My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.
My sister in law by Bawston69 August 10, 2020

Bird watching 

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.
Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.
Bird watching by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

Market basket 

A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.
One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.
Market basket by Bawston69 July 2, 2020
Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.
I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy
La Beef by Bawston69 May 26, 2020

Homophobes 

People who are afraid of houses, or being at home.
I’m not homophobic I’m homosexual. Homophobes are not into houses.
Homophobes by Bawston69 May 24, 2020

Hugh Neutron 

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.
Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.
Hugh Neutron by Bawston69 April 15, 2020