Bawston69's definitions

Gay

A funny word to use with your gay friend when you describe something you like.

I am gay for puns

by Bawston69 March 28, 2020

Wegmans

A grocery store for people who engage in orgies and freaky stuff.

I shop at wegmans with my 69 partners and they sell veggies, and lube, and butter boy

by Bawston69 January 30, 2021

My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

by Bawston69 August 10, 2020

Market basket

A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.

One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.

by Bawston69 July 2, 2020

La Beef

Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.

I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy

by Bawston69 May 26, 2020

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

Hugh Neutron

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.

Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.

by Bawston69 April 15, 2020