Bawston69's definitions

Hugh Neutron

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.

Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.

by Bawston69 April 15, 2020

Joe Mama

A random joke to tell your friend

Do u know someone named joe mama?

Friend: excuse me?
Me: JOE MAMA

by Bawston69 August 17, 2020

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

Lola Skumpy

One of the few big mouth characters that isn’t Jewish at all. She is a curvy blonde that rubs fronts with everyone. She once wore her moms thong and rubbed tanning cream over butt cheeks.

Lola Skumpy: Andrew I built a dog house for you ya bald headed bitch.

by Bawston69 November 29, 2019

Vsco hoes

The little bitches that walk around in t shirt dresses, hippy sandals, and hair buns. They carry around a $50 water bottle and order red bubble stickers

Me: them vsco hoes are very quirky.

by Bawston69 August 29, 2019

Market basket

A Massachusetts Chain food store that doesn’t like advertising, and offers shitty quality products because you get what you pay for. Their chicken smells and tastes rancid, veggies don’t last long, and I’m surprised I didn’t get food poisoning from their seafood. The store is predominantly low income, blue collar, and suburban living humans. Nothing in that store is gourmet and it smells. Their meats are packaged instead of the butcher case. The vibe is shitty and I now understand why nobody in Boston food shops there. They have no city vibe whatsoever. It’s a sad and ghetto store.

One time my older brother asked if I wanted a ride to the grocery store. I said sure. Then he asked which Market basket I wanted to go to, and I looked at him crazy and said I’m too good to shop there. I go to Whole Foods, there meat is very gourmet and they care about you. He tried to talk me into shopping at a nasty store, and that everything there is all the same. I laughed and said No thanks. It’s my money. He still took me to wherever I wanted to go to.

by Bawston69 July 2, 2020