MBTA

Worlds most frustrating subway system. It charges an arm and leg but yet the service is equivalent to a penny. For those of you from Massachusetts, you might understand.

MBTA: The next orange line to blah blah blah is delayed due to crime nearby the Boston common via blah blah blah

Mbta: the red and blue line don’t connect. We are sorry have a nice day.

by Bawston69 August 02, 2019

Wicked whims

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.

The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.

by Bawston69 October 18, 2019

Blunt

When you think you are telling the truth, but you really arent. Bluntness is affected based on your zodiac. Laid back people like to be positive and thats when blunt people wanna ruin your day by belittling you. They think they are doing right but they aren't. Dear blunt people, you suck. Next time, learn to sugar coat stuff. The correct way to respond to blunt insults is to cry or clap back at blunt people.

Me: Oh my god bathing suit season is here.
Tom: Em hem your fatass dont belong in a bikini, that should be a law.
Me: You are so blunt its not even funny.
Tom: Whats blunt?
Me: Blunt is another way of saying you are a dick.

by Bawston69 September 11, 2019

Cullen

A kid I met in science class who likes campy puns. He is sweet, fun to be around, and makes my day.

My friend Cullen is such a nice boy.

by Bawston69 April 01, 2020

Clown

Someone you use to date.

My friend wanted to go out but her clown was not responding back at her texts.

by Bawston69 September 28, 2019

Hugh Neutron

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.

Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.

by Bawston69 April 15, 2020

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 04, 2019