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Definitions by Bawston69

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3
Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup
Water cup by Bawston69 November 23, 2019

Proto-pet 

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!
Proto-pet by Bawston69 November 7, 2019

No dick December 

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years
Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.
No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

Wicked whims 

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.
The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.
Wicked whims by Bawston69 October 18, 2019

Honey I shrunk the kids 

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.
When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.
Someone you use to date.
My friend wanted to go out but her clown was not responding back at her texts.
Clown by Bawston69 September 28, 2019
When you think you are telling the truth, but you really arent. Bluntness is affected based on your zodiac. Laid back people like to be positive and thats when blunt people wanna ruin your day by belittling you. They think they are doing right but they aren't. Dear blunt people, you suck. Next time, learn to sugar coat stuff. The correct way to respond to blunt insults is to cry or clap back at blunt people.
Me: Oh my god bathing suit season is here.
Tom: Em hem your fatass dont belong in a bikini, that should be a law.
Me: You are so blunt its not even funny.
Tom: Whats blunt?
Me: Blunt is another way of saying you are a dick.
Blunt by Bawston69 September 11, 2019