Bruce it up

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis

My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up

by Bauxb July 04, 2021

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bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.

1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!

by Bauxb July 09, 2016

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yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

by Bauxb May 17, 2017

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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

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schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 13, 2025

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