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can't happen to me mentality

More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.
Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.
by Batterybob June 8, 2021
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Lame

(Lay-aim) pro-noun.
1.) A person that does nothing as far as makes no moves or has no hustle. not a bread winner,

2.) Someone who would rather get high then sell what they have to eat.
3.) A person with no arms or legs or the use of their arms and legs at least.
4.) A person that can't understand the way shit works or goes against the grain of a life style yet still lives that specific life style they are going against.
5.) Someone that thinks they are better than someone.
Woman: Hey, you know that guy mike? I think he seems really cool and was thinking about getting to know him.
Man: yeah, I know the guy, he's a lame. Don't waste your time. He basically just exists.
by Batterybob May 19, 2021
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Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Vocel

A person that is voluntarily celibate (or former voluntary celibate) and aids in the fight against incel's whether it be by non-violent or violent (due to lack of choice), techniques, teachings and(or) apprehending through systematic infiltration of various incel groups or online communities.
I am a vocel,
I don't give in.
My heart was broken,
I just need friends.

I don't blame you,
I don't blame them.
Once I've healed,
I'll love again.
If I ever,
Love again.
by Batterybob November 26, 2020
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Cuntxidation

(Concit-ation) verb
1.) When a person thinks in a manner that is sexist only to their bennifet.

2.) When a person makes every situation work in their favor.
I havent slept with my woman in over a week, i wish she would let go of the Cuntxidation that men have to make the first move EVERY time.
by Batterybob January 4, 2019
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Brown-noser

(Br-ou-n no-z-r)
Someone that is always sticking their nose into other peoples buisness. A drama queen.
The woman ran out of friends because she had a bad habbit of being a brown-noser.
by Batterybob September 25, 2018
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