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(Un-Miss-Abel) Noun- The act of being an unmissable person by always being around another person or always making quick reconnections to them through any means.
He just doesn't understand that constantly being in her inbox is making him unmissable. Can you blame her for feeling like that?
by Batterybob September 17, 2021
Get the Unmissable mug.A person that has been hurt and abused so vigorously throughout their life that they now deny the fact that love is a feeling and more so that this feeling is able to be felt without reason or knowledge of the person you feel the love for.
A motiopath typically says "I love" when referring to materials such as a car or a pair of shoes.
A motiopath typically says "I love" when referring to materials such as a car or a pair of shoes.
Mona was so happy about her new car she screamed "I love it so much" though she had just finished telling billy that it's impossible for him to love her when they don't really know one and other. Billy thought about calling her a motiopath but refrained because he has a heart.
by Batterybob September 7, 2021
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Someone that is always sticking their nose into other peoples buisness. A drama queen.
Someone that is always sticking their nose into other peoples buisness. A drama queen.
by Batterybob September 25, 2018
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1.) A person that does nothing as far as makes no moves or has no hustle. not a bread winner,
2.) Someone who would rather get high then sell what they have to eat.
3.) A person with no arms or legs or the use of their arms and legs at least.
4.) A person that can't understand the way shit works or goes against the grain of a life style yet still lives that specific life style they are going against.
5.) Someone that thinks they are better than someone.
1.) A person that does nothing as far as makes no moves or has no hustle. not a bread winner,
2.) Someone who would rather get high then sell what they have to eat.
3.) A person with no arms or legs or the use of their arms and legs at least.
4.) A person that can't understand the way shit works or goes against the grain of a life style yet still lives that specific life style they are going against.
5.) Someone that thinks they are better than someone.
Woman: Hey, you know that guy mike? I think he seems really cool and was thinking about getting to know him.
Man: yeah, I know the guy, he's a lame. Don't waste your time. He basically just exists.
Man: yeah, I know the guy, he's a lame. Don't waste your time. He basically just exists.
by Batterybob May 19, 2021
Get the Lame mug.1.) a person who tells on a fellow criminal in an attempt at getting away with their own crime.
2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.
2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.
That dude snitched on his dealer when his house got hit by the feds, I should have known he would turn out that way when he stole my phone while I was passed out.
by Batterybob August 20, 2024
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(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
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To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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