Batrastard's definitions

AHVB

Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.

"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

mic-check

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

by Batrastard July 4, 2003

sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 21, 2003

timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak

"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."

by Batrastard August 1, 2003

gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003