Batrastard's definitions
Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
by Batrastard July 2, 2003

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
by Batrastard July 14, 2003

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
by Batrastard July 12, 2003

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
by Batrastard July 4, 2003

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
by Batrastard August 21, 2003

-Another term for taking a leak
"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."
by Batrastard August 1, 2003

by Batrastard April 21, 2003
