Batrastard's definitions

gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

peswai

1- A variation of the word "pussy." It comes from the component letters P, S, and Y, the sounds of which are joined together to form a word used to signify a man lacking testicular fortitude

2- Synonym for "coward"

Don't be such a fucking peswai!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 21, 2003

mic-check

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

by Batrastard July 4, 2003

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

hineyhatch

1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks

2- A person who is an asshole

"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."

"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003