poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy
"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"
by Batrastard July 11, 2003
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smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
by Batrastard July 09, 2003
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win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.
"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
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cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.
I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.
by Batrastard April 17, 2003
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chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors
"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."
by Batrastard July 10, 2003
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gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores
Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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