by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

As he plummeted toward the surface, he realized that his parachute was broken, and immediately shouted an untamed "Oh Fuck".
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Jason: "Prepare your sweet-ass holes because I've got a motherload ready for you."
Mark: "Sweet Jesus, Jason. You're gonna Analialate me!"
Mark: "Sweet Jesus, Jason. You're gonna Analialate me!"
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Rich Capitalist Bitch Mother Fucker Who Sucks Cock can't tolk behcuzz I goat Dikeck in me Mouth Oh! *suck suck* *lollypop* DICK
Pussy yeah
Pussy yeah
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
