Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

leg sex 

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

leg sex by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

flet 

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

flet by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

buttpirates 

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

buttpirates by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

sucktard 

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

sucktard by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Chafe 

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

Chafe by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

scum suckle 

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.

scum suckle by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

sport 

Activity young children are forced into by soccer moms and fathers who sucked at sport at a young age and think that they can force their 10 year old child into fufilling his dreams and getting all the glory for him

sport by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003