Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

leg sex

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

overmarketing

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003