yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 02, 2003

Zero Wing

An engrish game in which All Your Base Are Belong To Us spawned from.

Captain: What You Say!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

bottomburp

an emission of heavenly gas (deadly to those on the receiving end of it) which leaves a searing mark on the ground of wence the giver sat.

"I did a bottomburp!"

"You did a bottomburp!"

"We did a bottomburp!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

uber

Very, really, super, almightyly

"Your son is über-annoying. Cage him."
"Har hardy har,, fagorts, i m teh über-1337z~~~!1"
"This test is über-hard."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.

1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003