Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

Kwong

An Annoyance, a nuisance

My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

red rennamon

Ez-chode.

My, Ezboard TOU sure is fun, 'ey Red Rennamon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

bottomburp

an emission of heavenly gas (deadly to those on the receiving end of it) which leaves a searing mark on the ground of wence the giver sat.

"I did a bottomburp!"

"You did a bottomburp!"

"We did a bottomburp!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003