Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

:X

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

hack saw

A hacker. See hax0r

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 9, 2003

spacebar

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

kthxhi

Greeting and thanks.

<Krok> Hello! I just uploaded the 500k page on PHP and CGI that I typed by myself over the past 2 weeks, making me lose my job. I hope you like it.
<Sok> Kthxhi

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 12, 2003

führer

Hitler

Fo sho! Hitler is the Führer!!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003