Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Matrixed up

Any movie that has the slow motion or generally any special effects stolen from The Matrix to make it spiffy.

Charlie's Angels
Spiderman
The One

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

webonese

white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.

Chris is a fucking weboneser.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003